Film Fight #130
“Money Can't Buy (Blank)”
“Fill in the blank for this movie. Money can't buy something, you pick what. (idea submitted by Crock)”
Time
groups By EnvelopeGenerator
“Realizing the Film Fights deadline is only two days away, our protagonists need to find s'more time.”
“Hey, we won something! And seeing as we made this on a whim with just two of us and a tripod thinking it would be without doubt the worst film ever made, I guess we didn't do too bad. :D Thanks so much to everybody who voted - I still think Cartoon Eyes should have won... but I'm not gonna complain :P We're definitely gonna enter s'more fights with s'more surreal films (and they won't be 6 minutes long). And we might even get a cameraman, who knows, the future is a CRAZY AND MYSTERIOUS PLACE FULL OF DEADLINES AND THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO AND TECHNOLOGY AND THOSE DIRTY SOCIALISTS AND OCCASIONALLY ZOMBIES OH GOD THEY'RE COMING FOR US”
Cartoon Eyes
groups By David Seger
“From Dave Seger and friends, Lambert Goldthwattle discovers that money can't buy Cartoon Eyes.”
Money Can't Buy?
groups By Sometimes Funny
“We asked people in Times Square "What can't money buy?" These are their responses.”
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